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jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

(via ashleymilligan)

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Update on the “gangsta” athlete from my school who got a puppy 

cutest thug ever. 

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Personalized advertising kind of freaks me out, but at the same time I’m excited about because I don’t need Cialis and I don’t want a Russian bride either. 

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So I liked this guy, a while ago, but he was still tripping over his ex, and he didn’t like me, even though I would make an amazing girlfriend. Because he was basically like "I don’t l want to get into you because I still have feeling for  her" so I held out hope that he would like once he was over her but now it looks like he’s over his ex and with some freshman. 

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egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

(via funny-text-posts)

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My landlord cracked my laptop screen and isn’t takin responsibility for it and I’m so upset I’m crying

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This is directly from my professor’s powerpoint. I think he gets it. 

This is directly from my professor’s powerpoint. I think he gets it. 

Tags: uga haha wifi yes
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I’m mentioned in passing that I had a tumblr that I loved to my campus minister, and he found me! 

We have a leak! 

We have a leak in the system!! 

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Does anyone else never want to speak again after hearing their voice on a recording or is that just me

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coolscar:

i can’t even talk about one question specifically they’re all great

coolscar:

i can’t even talk about one question specifically they’re all great

(via allltheprettysongs)

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Missing someone who treated you badly is mad weird,  and I do that. 

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moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

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You are a hero among procrastinators 

I went to the DMV to avoid one once. 

(via funny-text-posts)

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doisurpriseyou:

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.

(Source: tinkerxbellx, via funny-text-posts)

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midnightcities:

everyone’s here bitching about how i met your mother and i’m just like maybe you should just watch better shows and this wouldn’t be an issue

(via ashleymilligan)